They look friendly with their golden armors, but when a member of the Royal Family is around, you’d better keep your distance. Appearances can be deceiving. The curiosity of seeing the newborn prince left me a broken jaw and a shattered femur. In spite of that I was lucky, as numerous townsmen have been dismembered in seconds by these fierce and lighting fast centurions. Have been looking for a used one for years to guard my family business.
-Ferdinand Simpe, Brothel Owner “The Pimp with a Limp”