Renaissance Robots Reviews: -021 Clio

I think it’s fitting to first tell you that the Art Teacher Clio can help your little ones learn to draw a limited repertoire of shapes and master basic colour combinations, yet as my beloved frugal husband points out, it’s mainly a costly armoire scarcely useful to store paintings, brushes and rags. Nonetheless it keeps my energetic children at bay for hours, they enjoy the arts with it and that is enough reason to welcome it to the family with a warm heart.

-Erlinda Violetta Di Assisi,  Contessa della Piazza   Clio is a Barbarian, an affront and threat to ones sanity as it uncontrollably paints, stains and splurges blobs of pigments all over the floors, walls and even high ceilings. Don’t expect students to produce, appreciate, and understand the fine arts with it. They will learn to create a mess that an army of angry servants with gallons of turpentine will fail to clean in a fortnight. A machine that makes art? Ludicrous! Inconceivable! Who would purchase art made by a paint blemished apparatus?

-Alessandro di Mariano Filipepi, Painter Apprentice