Renaissance Robots Reviews: 020- der Enthaupter

Death to convicted traitors is certainly a gruesome, yet holy and judicious affair; made less displeasing on account of der Enthaupter, this fantastic Germanic import. The diligence, blade weights, and beheading precision makes it the utmost trusted servant to our majesty, second to no other in the realm to impart justice when boiling, hanging, burning at the stake or drawing and quartering sinful traitors is not in the order of the day. Bocato di cardinale!

-Cardinale Maffeo di Sanseverino