Once upon a time there was a lonely man named Tomas who lived in a house full of antiques and trinkets he had collected over the years. One day, while sitting in his living room, a small R2D2-like assistant robot served him a glass of cold beer. Tomas was surprised and grateful for the service, and wondered how he had acquired the little robot.
After a while, the assistant robot started talking and asked Tomas if he would like to hear about an exclusive and spooky place: a gym that only admitted monsters. Intrigued, Tomas accepted the offer and the assistant robot began telling him the story of the gym.
The place was so exclusive that you could only enter with a special invitation, which made Tomas wonder what kind of monsters could train there. The assistant robot explained that there was a werewolf who trained his legs so he could chase his prey without getting tired, and Dracula also attended the gym to train his abs and stay in shape despite his 500 years.
There were also some contestants from the reality show "Big Brother" who competed with the oldest monsters to avoid becoming obsolete in the marathon talks of trivial content. But the most terrifying of all were the influencers, who dedicated themselves to functional training with various yellowish communication strategies to generate impact and fame. They performed multiple push ups of bipolarity and spent hours on the treadmill practicing their engagement farming speeches.
Tomas was left speechless by this strange and dark description of the gym. As he finished his beer, the R2D2 assistant robot went to fetch an envelope that had arrived at Tomas' door. Upon opening the envelope, Tomas discovered that it was a special invitation to that gym.. That’s mean was he consider a monster ???