iN MY HEAD: Momma Pepe

In the field, a creature lays, Eggs that bring about great praise, For from each shell, a Pepe's born, Adorable, rare, and well adorned.

"Buy me," she says, "and you will see, The riches that will come to thee. For every egg that I will lay, Will fetch a sum that makes you sway."

Twenty million Pepe's per egg, She's worth a fortune, you should want, To have her in your backyard small, And watch her lay, and make a call.

Momma Pepe, rare and dear, Brings riches to those who hear, Her words of wisdom, and her plea, To take her in and let her be.