open editions: Mr. Jiggles

Once upon a time, in the vast digital realm of Google, there was a small, unassuming broken image graphic that went by the name of "Mr. Jiggles." Mr. Jiggles had a dream, a dream to become the most famous image on the internet. But alas, being a broken image, he was destined to be overlooked and ignored.

One fateful day, Mr. Jiggles decided he'd had enough of his anonymity. He hatched a devious plan to gain the attention he so desperately craved. With the help of his friend, a mischievous 404 error page named "Nellie," Mr. Jiggles began spreading a scandalous rumor about the true nature of Google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

The rumor, which was as false as it was controversial, claimed that the button was secretly a portal to an underground lair where Google's top executives plotted world domination. As the rumor spread like wildfire across the internet, Mr. Jiggles reveled in his newfound fame.

However, the glory was short-lived. Google, not one to take such slander lightly, launched a full-scale investigation into the source of the rumor. It wasn't long before they traced it back to Mr. Jiggles and Nellie. The two were promptly banished from the digital realm, never to be seen or heard from again.

And so, the tale of Mr. Jiggles serves as a cautionary reminder that sometimes, the pursuit of fame and attention can lead to a rather unfortunate end.