System fAIlure: PATRIARCH.bin

Abraham really said "sacrifice my son? bet" and God was like "nah fam, just checking." Noah built an ark before climate change was even trending. These guys were built differently. God's first beta testers, still running on humanity's foundational software.

Meanwhile, we're their descendants– out here needing GPS to find the grocery store and having existential crises over read receipts.

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