The Secret Menu: Kalopsia

You Order a Cherry Pie at the Texadelic Far-Out Souvenir Shop off the Secret Menu for Pi Day. The Wheels of the Waitresses Roller-skates Hit a Spork in the Road and She's Lost Control Again. Coming Straight at you is the Cherry Pie you Ordered and you Get it Right in the Face. You were Already Suffering from the Post Pi Day Blues and Now you Got a Pie in your Face. Your Left Wishing you had Ordered a Blueberry One Instead.