I started pacing through the 500 square feet that was Donny’s Donuts Wilshire. That’s when I saw it.
A singular donut. Plated. At the counter. Ready to be eaten.
The uniformed officers told me it was there when they arrived on the scene.
I was confused. These academy-fresh officers must be mistaken.
“But weren’t they closed?”
The officers stood looking at me, mumbling amongst themselves like a gaggle of preschoolers, embarrassed for not knowing how to tie their shoes.
The pink glazed donut. A clue. Outside the store, the teenage clerk who had stumbled across Donny’s body was being held. I walked up to him and dragged him back inside by the ears (like my mother used to). “What is this?”
“Sir, it’s a donut.”
“Shut up, kid. You know what I mean.”
The pimpled boy stared back at me, “It’s plain flavored?”
I stood, exhausted. They don’t pay me enough for this. This donut was clearly brought here. Either by Donald or the murderer.
My vote? The murderer.
And that’s when I had an idea.