Here we fucking go.
This is what life is all about, my friends. Fast cars. Meh. Toys for people who haven’t yet been on a helicopter.
In another life, I would be a helicopter pilot.
But in this life, I knew exactly who to call.
Captain Scott Jones, the main charge of LAPD’s sole helicopter and my dear friend.
“Scotty. Help me out here.”
And with that, I was quickly picked up as we searched for a pink car matching our description.
We flew over the flat asphalt-covered terrain. Soon we heard a report from a patrol car. The car was spotted speeding away from the city center.
A few minutes later (air travel is magnificent), we found ourselves chasing the car down some lonely county road.
“Scotty boy, let’s go low...real low.”