The Elysian Fields Morphogenetic Field Trip: Define lazerface's laziness: divine, at best

A couple of legs are sticking out behind a blueberry bush, and it’s that Narcissus guy, wanking off to his own reflection. Jesus. One of our guys give him a little kick in the butt, and he splashes into the water shouting “I’m Narcissus, this is my naturalness, ffs!”. Oops. Sorry, mate. It’s allright, he’s at the end of his path now. Let the reins of the divine laziness lead you, do the wu wei – but better step easy.