Cops & Robbers: NEW ADMINISTRATION, RENEWED HOPE FOR AMERICANS

After the SEC was trashed last week, we quickly saw multiple other independent government agencies suffer the same fate. This chain reaction led to the eventual collapse of the United States government, The crypto-nerds, and passionate trash artists largely responsible for leading the movement, were quick to offer up an interim group of governing garbage cans to go to Washington in place of the crooked cronies they removed. Everyone we spoke to was optimistic that the new administration will do a much better job at running this country, and are confident that the Toters are fit to clean up the mess made by years of abuse and neglect by the former administration.

Yep, that's right, I imagine literal trash cans would do a better job in charge, and would for sure be more trustworthy.