An endless journey through the void, where time loses its meaning.
But honestly, he just forgot where he parked his motorcycle three centuries ago.
Google Maps said, "Turn right after 500 years at the intersection of nothingness." He'd been going straight for 600 years, and now he was too proud to ask for directions. So, he kept walking, pretending to know the way, hoping one day to find a sign that read: "Exit Simulation."