Aaron Vick's SEO: Christian Clickbait? The Controversial Article That's Got Everyone Hooked

fishing for engagement: this one's for the christians

Are you tired of seeing Christians shamelessly fishing for engagement on social media? Yeah, me too. But let's be real, we're all just trying to get those sweet, sweet likes and follows. So why not use our faith to manipulate people into clicking that little heart button?

Step 1: Take a selfie holding a Bible or wearing a cross necklace. Bonus points if you can make it look like you're deep in thought or having a "profound" spiritual moment.

Step 2: Caption it with some vague Bible verse or inspirational quote. Don't worry about actually understanding the context or message, just pick something that sounds good and will get those likes rolling in.

Step 3: Add a few hashtags like #blessed, #faithful, and #jesussaves. If you're feeling really desperate, throw in a #prayfor____ (insert recent tragedy here) to show how "caring" and "compassionate" you are.

Step 4: Sit back and watch the likes and followers pour in. Congratulations, you're now a social media influencer for Jesus!

Your favorite christians are already out working you - look around and I bet someone's launched a pay-to-pray app on your mobile phone. Do it. Google it. Thank me in your prayers.

Piece made with seed images, selfies, selfie seed images, aaron's face, me, my prompts, my fingers, my mouse, photoshop edits, and whatever else I did to make this for you. Yes, those are my eyes.