There once was a very hungry caterpillar. On Monday, he ate a leaf. On Tuesday, he ate his way through through a slice of leftover pizza. On Wednesday, he ate a $5 footlong Meatball Sub. The Jared guy creeped him out. He would not be coming back. On Thursday, he ate an entire Turkey dinner and lost 50 bucks on the Thanksgiving day football game to his shady uncle. On Friday, he ate my weed gummies and proceeded to eat 1 bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, a 2 liter bottle of coke, a pint of ice cream, a leftover pie, sixteen Doublestuffed Oreos, some chicken nuggets, baby food, breast milk, and then washed it all down a river of beers. On Saturday, he was very hungover. He ate some Tums and felt better. He made a tiny house called a cocoon and fell asleep. On Sunday, he emerged as a beautiful butterfly, still a little drunk. Then he was eaten by a very hungry bird.
I created this masterpiece with Microsoft Paint 1995 (jspaint) and added the frame/post editing in Photoshop.