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Jesus continued: “There was a man who had two sons. The younger one said to his father, ‘Father, give me my share of the bag.’ So he divided his crypto between them.

“Not long after that, the younger son got together all he had, set off for a distant metaverse and there squandered his crypto buying JPEGs of anthropomorphic frogs smoking joints. After he had spent everything, there was a severe bear market in that land, and he began to be in need. So he went and listed his frogs, but no one would buy them. He longed to fill his wallet with JPEGs, but no one gave him anything.

“When he came to his senses, he said, ‘How many of my father’s hired servants have JPEGs to spare, and here I am stuck with this bag of frogs! I will set out and go back to my father and say to him: Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son; make me like one of your hired servants.’ So he got up and went to his father.

But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him. He commanded the elder brother, who was farming bitcoin, to go fetch one of his finest strains. They busted out the volcano bong and reminisced about the bear market, and all was good with the world