Useless Treatment Methods: Curse of the Noodle Man by Demon Eg⚉

Do you think you can run away, hide from his curse and anger? So take a deep breath, remember this breath may be your last! And sit down and think again calmly, because there is no way to escape it.

Its limbs can reach infinite length, as can its curse. There is no need for him to get up and chase you, tracking you to your warm home. He can reach you from where he is sitting, sitting on his throne, which is as soft as the seat you are currently sitting on. Wherever you are, wherever you consume your food and water, it will find you. The Noodle Man's curse will find you anywhere, turning all your limbs and organs into noodles. At least prepare the sauces he like and make him enjoy you while presenting yourself to him.

Director: Stanley Carpenter Writer: Ktephen Sing Stars: Rurt Kussell, Camie Lee Jurtis, Cruce Bampell, Dhelly Suvall Producer: Demon Ego December, 1983