ride to nowhere: Freaky Scary Ghost in a Freaky Scary Corridor (& Bonus Tree)

You wake up outside the dimensional elevator. brain foggy but you now recall escaping the shimp dimension (previous). its dark except for buzzing artificial feeling lights. kinda dumb choice of lighting. you look around, it feels like the entrance to a mall from your childhood. or from an old show or something. except the weird tree that was somehow able to just grow and push right up through the tile floor. you like this tree it has good aura. sudddddddenly this sheet guy just materializes from the leaves of the tree. he stares, you cant see his eyes but you can sense them watching you. studying. waiting for an opening. you don't let any time pass; you grab the hotdog from your pocket and throw it at him. he simply eats the sausage the (kielbasa, he stomps the vegan sausage into the ground). you then throw d20 (idk, some nerd shit) and get a critical hit. you hit him with a 5cm long dildo (it was in your pocket next to the hotdog). the dildo strike is incredible! he disintegrates into dust. then he says jk and rematerializes in front of you. you remember your shrimp friend (you brought his head on a keychain from the last dimension) and tell him this ghost mfer is on his territory. the shrimp grows to its original size and attacks. you witness brutality you've never before witnessed during this fight. after a few hours they end up friends and the shrimp goes back to your keychain (its like a pokemon now). finally you've had enough of this dang ghost and say “ope let me just squeeze right past yah there.” He cuts you off mid word and says “ope ope ope” and then he acts tired and yawns loudly. you can sense your victory so you just walk around him and out the exit. he doesnt follow you. the dimensional elevator is waiting for you. you step in and it begins ascending. you await your next destination...

collaborative storyline from twitter (also i am insane)