BrainHood: Snorko

Snorko treats searching for WLs like a full-time profession. He knows dozens of ways to get on an allowlist, follows every Discord, Telegram, and X account, and somehow always finds one more form that needs to be filled out. Snorko no longer remembers how many WLs he has received, but he knows for sure that "this next one" will finally change his life.