Schmokemon: #401-Phoolmeewuns

Emerging from their subterranean burrows with the first April showers, Phoolies are famous as a harbinger of springtime.

Scientists are at a loss to explain how they function, their brains having atrophied to the size of a chickpea. Nonetheless, they get by just fine, licking lichen off of rocks and lazing about in the sun, oblvious to predators who avoid them due to their foul odor.