Which Way To Nowhere: Fired Up In Kansas City

Three Outlaws done caused a Bag of Nails in KC. Nothing like some chaos around 11pm to get the blood pumpin'. These sum bitches started fires burning all of the crops of a local farmer. All because he didn't pay his debt to society. Illegal debt collectors for protection. Nothing else matters to these idiots but some Baldernash. This farmer Fox is in a Bad Box. He done got into the wrong business with these varmints known as the Best Bib and Tucker. Their little brother in the middle is Namby-Pamby. Not sure why they would bring some young teen into all of this madness. Either or, the word is out in Kansas City. The Sheriff done called one special Cowboy to drive these Yellow Belly's out of town. It's been three days and the only way these fellas started a fire like this is using Prairie Coat. You got it, cow feces. In a few hours their gonna have Iron down they tails. Best teach these bandits a lesson. "Don't come back now ya hear?" Is exactly what this Cowboy is gon' spur out.