NAPOLEON NO DO PASS DIS ONE

There is a lotta road rage on the roads of Lagos but on this faithful day I had an interesting encounter while I boarded one of the many motorcycle taxis, once I hopped on the bike the driver asked me to sit tight, during a road rage there was a sudden brake and acceleration & reckless driving that could make a passenger fall off if you are unlucky after we left the scene of the rage the bike man told me with all seriousness in Yoruba "thank God you sat tight if you had fallen off I'd have sped off and left you to die and I wouldn't be judged by God because I already told you to sit tight as soon as you hopped on and no one would be able to get me because I'd have sped off really fast and if you are lucky you might survive the fall but you most likely might die and if you did that would have been your fault because I already told you to sit firm, you are lucky & wise to have sat firm" I never could forget that encounter because I thought to myself the road of Lagos is a battlefield Napoleon sef no do pass this one.