Junkies: #3 Dan K. Budz

APPLICATION FOR REHABILITATION NAME: Dan K. Budz ADDICTION: Marijuana AGE: 27 RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single PROFESSION: Cartoon critic CATCHPHRASE: “Why does this remote have so many buttons?” FIRST REALIZED PROBLEM: Uhh I like can’t see my feet cause there’s too much smoke in my apartment but like the other day I realized little ganja bros were growing out of my skin and like shit that seems messed up. HOPES & DREAMS: Dude so what if I started like a flower shop. We could sell records and flowers and have adult swim on all day. It would just be a chill place like to vibe.