Read in the magazine:
“I just stroked the cat and now I've been in prison for 19 years” or What not to do on Azenoth - the planet with the most severe laws in the universe;
"exotic ways of mating on planet Eight" - order our updated and expanded sex guide soon;
“Mom, I have lab work tomorrow” or 5 quick ways to steal an earthling for school experiments
and MUCH more!