SOCIETAL NORMALITY: BEER GOGGLES

I wake up, I drink a little, I go to work, I meet my friends, I drink a little, I go home, I drink a lot, I go to sleep.

I wake up, I drink a lot, I go to work, I fight my friends, I drink a little, I go home, I drink a lot, I go to sleep.

I wake up, I drink a little, I go to work, I meet my friends, I drink a lot, I don't go home, I drink a lot, I pass out.

I wake up, I drink a lot, I don't go to work, I don't meet my friends, I drink a little, I'm wasted, I drink a lot, I go to sleep.

I wake up, I drink lot, I go to work, I meet my friends, I drink a little, I go home, I drink a lot, I puke.

I wake up, I drink a little, I go to work, I meet my friends, I drink a little, I go home, I drink a lot, I go to sleep.

I wake up, I drink, I dirnk, I driljsdfnk, I drifefnk, I drfink, I drink.

I WAKE UP.