Chronicles of Cope: Day Trading Explained

3 monitors (minimum viable ego). RGB keyboard (makes you trade faster). Gaming chair (for professional sitting). $4,000 setup. $500 account. The complete arc from YouTube Lamborghini ads at 3am to checking your portfolio on the toilet at 3:47am.

Featuring: beginner's luck, 47 indicators on one chart, the stop loss trilogy (had one, moved it, deleted it), a leverage speedrun, and the mathematical certainty that you are the 90%.

Just buy index funds. And touch grass.

Soundtrack: Margin Call at Midnight

From The Chronicles of Cope Collection.

A series of short-form glitch art documentaries about the things we built, the things we broke, and the things we convinced ourselves were fine.

From NFTs to AI hype to Crypto Bros to rug pulls, Chronicles of Cope is an archive of collective delusion, told at 24 frames per second with scanlines and chromatic aberration.

The cope is real. The art is generative. The vibes are immaculate.

By AIporium.