Les Petites Histoires Mignonverse: The Planet Federter

(Ch44) 26 - Mignonverse World Histoire Twenty Six - Federter

The Mignon Rocket was buzzing with joy, celebrating the beautiful stories unfolding across the stars. Lapin glanced around her — the once-bustling crew was slowly shrinking as each Traveller found their forever planet.
Then, hidden in the corner of the ship, a little carefully folded paper caught the team’s eye. Scribbled upon it was a single word: “Federter” — with little hearts drawn all around it.
“What could that mean?” Lapin wondered aloud.
“It’s a verb!” exclaimed Pointshark, popping up from under his hat. “I federter, you federter, he/she/it federters, we federter, they federter!” He beamed with pride.
Lapin scratched her head. “Hmm… maybe? English is such a strange, structureless language…”
Suddenly, across the telepathic ether, CryptoClay’s voice thundered:
“Crew crew chouchou! I federter in my pants!” he roared with laughter so loud that the line went dead.
The crew stared at each other, unsure whether to laugh or cry.
Yeli broke the silence. “I federter… therefore I think?” she said with a philosophical shrug.
Agoria joined in, striking a few notes on his piano. “Let’s federter in C minor. Sounds groovy, no?”
But before they could continue this nonsense, a huge shadow loomed across the cabin. A massive head appeared in the porthole!
“Aliens! We’re invaded!” the crew cried.
But no… it was only WGMeet, finally shaking awake his magnificent afro after a loooooong nap. He yawned mightily.
“Were you calling my destination? Have we arrived yet?”
And suddenly it all made sense. Federter was the name WGMeet had given to his planet. He had scribbled it on the note before falling asleep — adding little secret hearts too, so he wouldn’t forget it during the long flight.
“Yes, WGMeet,” Lapin laughed. “Look through the porthole — your planet awaits!”
WGMeet’s eyes sparkled. “Oh, I love it! And look — it even has a special intergalactic pipe, connecting all galaxies at a flush distance… a toilet flush, of course!”
And with that, WGMeet leapt joyfully onto Planet Federter, waving as he went.
“See you next on Naikee!” he shouted back disappearing in the pipe. WGMeet is full of surprises. But the crew could only wonder… where on earth (or beyond earth) is Naikee?