Les Petites Histoires Mignonverse: The Planet of The Goat with Lipstick

Story: Lapin Mignon & Arthur (6yo)
Illustration: Lapin Mignon

Once upon a time, there was a goat with lipstick. Once she got her lips all red she boomed her head. She had forgotten her cleansing milk and she didn't know what else to do. Then she would sing "ya ya ya ya ya". It was a Swiss goat that had eaten too much chocolate. When she ate her chocolate she started eating her hands!!! She was like, "yak, doesn't that taste good?" because indeed she was eating her feet. And now she was kicking her leg real hard on the Mountain. "Go away" shrieks the Mountain. "You hurt me, Half-goat!" ". "Why are you calling me half goat?" said the goat. "Look at yourself in the mirror: you are missing a head that has boomed and your feet that you have eaten" "Ah yes! Are you right, half-Mountain!"
"Half Mountain?" Shrieks the Montain again.
"Yes" replies the goat "come here let me eat you!" »

YUM!

The End.

Every now and then, on our trip in the Mignonverse, we discover a planet with weird beings telling their story