Les Petites Histoires Mignonverse: The Planet of Ham & Cheese Pizza

Co-Written with Arthur, 6yo

Les Petites Histoires de la Mignonverse - (Special Edition) Ham & Cheese Pizza Planet

Once upon a time, a Pizza Planet.
Where g lived a Ham.

"Hello, Ham" cried the stars every morning - "Did you sleep well? »
"Of course, I slept well," replied Ham, "I dreamed that a camembert came to eat me. OH!!! & And the Ham, with a start, hastened to see if the camembert was still there.
It made the stars laugh, and the mushrooms sing A ham that fears camembert is not trivial.

And the ground began to laugh.
The ham jumped.
And the ground began to shake.
The ham screamed.
And the ground began to speak.
The ham jumped.

*Oh oh ohh.Stupid ham! What would you say, if I wanted to eat you too? "The ca...ca...ca. ca. memberts don't exist... no. no...no!" stammered the ham "They're only in dreams, and in horror movies!!" o
"There is worse than Camembert" cried the earth... "There is... THE MOZZARELLA" And the pizza floor, in its gooeyness, engulfed the poor ham.

Yum!
The End