Legalize Ground Beef: dave matthews band dumps 800 lbs of human waste on boat tour

some people cried because it was raining shit but it always rained shit so I didn’t care too much we were the accumulation of someone else’s excess so the malnourished bowels and dehydrated urine were seeds for creation or adhesive for the sausage skin containing the lips and holes left behind

and in between waves we sensed relief as though receiving sacrament the body and blood of our savior was fiber void diets and domestic beers and songs about satellites for those who never looked up

later that night we washed the shit and piss into the drain with a molting of unrealized dreams and went to sleep

thinking about how nothing really happened anymore and it took a tour of someone else’s memories to create one of our own