Introducing the Poorly Drawn Emperor, a distinguished penguin of sorts.
An arctic outcast unbound by stereotypes.
The star of a shitty comic for shitty people.
A lover, a dreamer, & at times, a killer. The embodiment of the dynamic universe illustrated w/ half-assed gusto. Oxymoron? More oxygen? Moronic OxyContin*? Spelling errors? yes & no.