Willustrations: I'm Gonna Get Sued

Let me be perfectly clear...this is not who you think it is. It's my new superhero FondleMan and his sidekick Captain Ticklebutt.

Please don't sue me. But you can give me tiramisu.

Brush your teeth. Get outside more. No one on the internet is your friend.

Hand drawn in Procreate, obviously.

No AI used. AI is lame.