The Most Priceless Baseball Card Ever Known

A pristine showcase! This great legend embodied the age old saying “men want to be him, and women want to be inside him.” When you think of baseball, you think of someone else. Then this guy. Thought to be lost to time, it was miraculously rediscovered by junkies stumbling into a swap meet while searching for crank. They married in prison.

And now IT CAN BE YOURS!

*This card has been graded ‘super good’ by the baseball grading people

*Now that I think about it… this may be a basketball card