Pandemics. Something for everyone

A pandemic is defined as “an epidemic occurring worldwide, or over a very wide area, crossing international boundaries and usually affecting a large number of people”. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Me on the other hand am totally fine and unaffected by any pandemic. My face? Well, it's just a scratch. Totally fine. Doesn't even hurt. Not a virus. Not ill. Temperature? It's just hot in here. Right? Certainly not anything to worry yourselves about. Don't come too close though. Just in case.