The Tap Of A Button

Though most goblins are penniless, subterranean troglodytes who smash rocks together for a living, there is a rare albeit celebrated class of goblin businessmen upholding the virtues of entrepreneurship and innovation.

Above, we see one such example of glorious goblin enterprise, where, with the tap of a button, users are able to summon a primitive, underpaid quadruped on demand to carry out their bidding, anytime, anywhere, for the low low fee of only 8 likes a minute.