This piece reflects on the NFT movement and predicts the revolution it might bring to the artistic scenes. With a sci-fi but urban aesthetic, Crypto Uzi represents your self avatar when joining the new era museums. The culture won't die, but it would transform: Now the new tattoos are Bitcoin-related and the crazy body modifications drive a conversation about the blockchain scene. Anyways there are things that won't change, like the ambition in our luxury eyes and the need of stimulating them.