Double-A Buffet by Richard Parry

Here at Double-A Buffet we are offering you the opportunity of a lifetime to not only own your own business, but the security and peace of mind that ensures you’ll be the most in-demand eatery in town using a combination of customer retention plans and 20mm M50 high explosive rounds.

We take our proven business model of providing nourishing, low-cost fast food to local communities and incorporate it with a strict policy of indiscriminately shelling rival businesses with high powered flak rounds with little to no warning or mercy.

Personal satisfaction: Enjoy the satisfaction that comes from working with other people, from your restaurant crew, to your customers and the local community and also the satisfaction of staring down the long, cold barrel at a competitor with the guile to encroach on your territory.

What are you waiting for? Squeeze the trigger today!

Richard Parry, 2021 1200x1500, mp4