King Cobie – So Long, Twenty-Seven!

The album that predicted the big breakout is finally out! Against all odds, Cobie survived the bears and their deadly 27k Club. After years of plotting, the King of Shitposting managed to escape in style, burning the Club to the ground while wearing nothing but his superhero cape. That being of course the famous leopard print bathrobe that he alone embroidered by hand with the “Fuck 27K Club” fire match logo. There is no argue that Cobie’s weird random songs of wisdom helped all of us mortals out there to keep sane during bear markets and for this we will be forever grateful. His parabolic career as a singer wouldn’t feel complete without titles like:

• The Day The Club Burned Down
• Fishing In Jordans
• WAGMI*
• My Wall Is Forever
• Up Only

Long Live King Cobie!