TO THE MOON

Congratulations, we have made it, Ethereum is now in orbit! Instead of eating Ramen every night, you're enjoying a juicy steak. Say goodbye to your Prius, you've been upgraded to a Tesla. You moved out of your studio apartment in the West Village to a luxury high rise on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Men want to be you and women want to be with you. It is time to retire because why not, you are almost 30.

ETH Price June 15, 2021: $2,549.32