On the morning of the day of the apocalypse

On the morning of the day of the apocalypse Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast He didn't usually eat bacon, but since today was such a special day He figured why not

Like most people these days He had a hard time keeping his food down But that didn't stop Willy from eating He enjoyed food too much

Willy went outside He loved to breathe fresh air But he went outside anyway He decided to head across the street and visit his good friend Bob

When Willy got to Bob's house, he found that Bob, in utter despair had shot himself in the head "Some people have no patience whatsoever," Willy proclaimed!

Well, I'm not going to kill myself I'm sticking it out Today's a special day The last day of planet Earth and I'm going to enjoy myself Maybe today I won't go to the health spa Maybe I'll just stay here and drink all of Bob's beer Or maybe when Bob's wife comes home, I'll take her out dancing Yeah, that's it, dancing! I'm going home to get changed"

Willy raced out the door into the street not noticing the runaway steamroller that flattened him into a pancake in less than one second

The World would have to end without Willy

--- King Missile