Honey laced and sugary sweet An indulgence and a rewarding treat But don’t be fooled by my agreeable taste Just wait until you reach around my thick and juicy waist The original Queen of sugar and spice I prefer to sashay the line of naughty and nice Hohoho and your stocking stuffed tight I’ll squeeze through and bring you a treat tonight I can’t stay long or I’ll make your teeth ache When I leave make sure you watch my ass shake