Mars Orbital Recreations&Guests Unitary Establishment
The off-world experience, coming at you for the meagre cost of an organically built liver and a lifetime of debt!
Now don't be fooled by the rough exterior, our colony might be covered by cosmic dust but provides first-class accommodations! Are you ready for the next grand adventure? Ask yourselves the following questions:
Have you had enough of the endless blue sky? Of vitamin D being poured down on you by a benevolent star?
Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by the abundance of space at your disposal?
Did you ever feel like the millions of oversaturated earthly colors wear you down?
Does your throat constrict at the sheer thought of naturally grown nutrients?
If you answered 'Yes' to these questions then rejoice! Aboard the Mars Orbital Recreations&Guests Unitary Establishment - or M.O.R.G.U.E. for short - you'll be awaited by:
Cramped spaces that hug you tighter than your mother's womb ✓
A monotonous variety of black and grey that is easy on the eyes ✓
No personal or private space whatsoever ✓
Food that tastes like the dusty armpit of an aluminum droid ✓
A uniform artificial light-induced tan that leaves everybody looking like a Danone yogurt forgotten on the kitchen counter ✓
That's Right! You name it, we got it!
The Mars Orbital Recreations&Guests Unitary Establishment!
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