A story as old as time. Starts off as lust, the allure of a human. The want of touch, feeling, passion. They blindly start to grow on you. Might start to leave some clothes at the house, introduce you to their mother, or adopt a dog together. Before you know it, it's too late they planted their seed and now are watering it forever. You're stuck, mortgage, marriage, kids, retire, die. Okay, this has nothing to do with me, but I'm sure someone can relate.