The Great All American Dustbowl

as history tends to repeat itself,

prepare for the all-American dustbowl 2035 by pre-purchasing your hazmat selfie suit equipped with 5 breath-easy masks to share with friends and family while you roam aimlessly across the barren plains.

No family? No friends? No problem. Our hazmat suits dispense happy gas XR which will allow you to hallucinate that everything is OK.

What better way to distract yourself than to take the whole imaginary family on a venture through a dystopian landscape???