The First Trading Card

I've been playing with this trading card idea for a few weeks. Originally they were all going to be mugshots of strangers with names and stats that I made up. While trying some different concepts and trying different template designs only one was created with one of my mugshots. I was kind of wild...not too many years ago. I think only a few other people have even seen this. I showed it to a close friend that thought it was hilarious. The name comes from a night that I was so drunk, I was outside screaming, "I'm a haunted house on legs!" To answer any questions about the quote. Cop asked, "Why are you naked?" The response he got was, "Because I'm a slut."