Song A Day: HASAN PIKER THIRST TRAP
Jonathan Mann, 2026
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The GOP had a "Midterm Convention" last night (which is not a thing) and in a video about the "dangers of the left" they SHOWED A HASAN PIKER THIRST TRAP.
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Date2026-09-10GenreDisco FunkInstrumentElectric GuitarInstrumentSunoInstrumentSynthsLocationHartford, CT Studio 4Lyrics[Verse 1]
Republican convention.
What the fuck is that?
Hasan
Piker thirst trap right there on the
Jumbotron
Blown up to the max
Hassan piker thirst trap the closet's overflowing
Grinder's about to snap has some piker thirst cap but they're giving you
5,000 bucks everybody just relax oh, have some pie
Everybody, everybody, let's sing it
H a s a m p I k e our first job they put
it on the jumbo truck as
Trump goes yap, yap, yap
H a s a n p I k e r first drop
Yep, I think we're done here that's a wrap.
[Verse 2]
G o p going to go threaten, kill, kidnap
Hasan piker first chap the gooner's going to boom and the fapper's going to
fap has some pike
[Verse 3]
up on the
Jumbotron his hog
A blurry splat has come by
[Verse 4]
Pull yourself up by your boot straps
Hot some pie yeah
Everybody, everybody say
J s a n p I k e r first strap they put it
on the dumbotrum airstrump goes yap, yap, yap
H a f a n d I k e r first trap
Yep, I think we're done here, baby that's a rap go
H a s a and
B I can't do other strike.MoodSillyStyleFunStyleFunkyStyleFunnyTopicPolitics