Song A Day: Dexscreener Highway Robbery (Picks & Shovels)
Jonathan Mann, 2026
Owned byHalving_Fun
Description
in the gold rush, you didn't make money by mining for gold. you made money by selling the tools to mine for gold. this is a song about how anyone who makes a token has to pay @dexscreener $299 to update that token's information on the site.
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Date2026-03-06GenreElectroInstrumentDrum MachineInstrumentSynthsLocationHartford, CT Studio 4LyricsPicks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and
shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels.
In the days of
49, you didn't make money in the mine.
You made money selling picks and shovels, picks and shovels to the greater fools.
That's what
Dexcreener does.
Selling access.
300 bucks enhanced token info.
Picks and shovels to the painter fools.
They got you over.
Deck screener.
Hardware robbery.
Come on, bro, just take the info.
Dex
Greener.
Picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and
shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels, picks and shovels.
They got you over a barrel.
Deck screener.
Highway robbery.
Come on, bro, just update the info deck cleaner.
Picks and shovels.
They got you deck.
Picks and shovels.MoodSillyStyleDarkStyleFunStyleIntenseTopicCrypto