The pet I never had

Everybody wants a puppy. Or a kitty. Okay, there are some cool guys with cool pets, Salvador Dali had an anteater, did you know? But there is one pet no-one ever had. The blank space in my heart belongs to it. The unicorn. I tried to pet rhino once instead, didn’t work well. But then I figured: "Pauser, when you can’t have the unicorn at home, create art with it instead.”