The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Rain pours down through a skylight high above an abandoned indoor mall food court, like, drumming a steady beat against the tile floor. The air's cool and damp, with this faint smell of stale grease wafting up from a massive, decrepit Sbarro's pizza counter. Umm, somehow the escalators are working despite the obvious neglect, ferrying trays of fresh, steaming pizzas up to a nonexistent second floor. The pizza boxes all have cryptic, hastily scrawled Reddit comments on them, referencing PEPE the Frog's "great ascension."