The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, there's a massive, perfectly circular ice rink stretching out in every direction, with a bunch of swans just casually skating around like they own the place. The air's pretty chilly, smells like ice and ozone-free air freshener, and it's super still - like, there's no draft at all. A small, somehow self-sustaining F-15 fighter jet is just parked at the edge of the rink, its engines completely silent, with a faded logo that says "Devodoalie Air Force" - like, it's just a normal thing, no big deal.